A big LFLS
“Congratulations!” to Sun backer Bruce Kovner on hitting #111 on Forbes’ annual 400 Richest Americans list
! At $1.8 billion, you’re only a measly $200 mil from making the double digits! (That’s only slightly more than Richard Grasso’s compensation
!) We just know you’ll make it to the top 100 next year, Brucie! Keep your feet on the ground, and keep reaching for the stars!
From an idiotorial today, on Richard Grasso
: “We’re not particularly shocked at $140 million in compensation at the end of a long career.”
This, from the cocksuckers who think schoolteachers are overpaid.
With usual LFLS story teller Quentin Robinson missing
, it falls to me to present yet another episode of "Story Time with SethAndIra."
It seems that LFLS favorite Wild Bill Mauldin had drafted his police blotter
one evening, duly submitting it to those above him in rank but below him in all other respects. This was apparently in the paper's earlier days, before ditched his trademark imbecilic front page stories about animals
for front page stories by imbecilic animals
. Anyway, Generalissimo Lipsky soon boiled over. That day's blotter noted the arrest of someone for torturing animals or something similar, and Lipsky, ever the advocate of humane treatment for lesser beats
, demanded the beleaguered Mr. Mauldin "give me 1500 words tonight."
Of course, this is the same Seth Lipsky who gleefully ran an Alan Dershowitz SpEditorial upholding torture of humans.